Right Size Dog For Me...., i need a dog for my size (penis)

ok... this is only normal because i have a german shepard and i cant get it in... shes too small for me... anyways i need to find a bigger female dog that i can make love with, because not to brag because im very shy when it comes to my penis but... its too big for the dog... im 8inch long... 3 inchs wide. please help me...

maybe a greyhound?

and what of the dog you have now?
what will happen to her? if youre getting or even thinking about getting a dog for sex, stop right now and really think about what youre doing, your agreeeing to care for another life, and stay true to that promise for 15 years or more. if its not purely sex, then i suggest finding a dog that fits your lifestyle, active? small yard? good around small animals and other people? do you have the time and patience willing to raise and housebreak a puppy while still bonding with her in that critical time?

i just ask all this is because thats the impression i get, animals arent just meant to be traded and new ones gotten just cause youre horny.

its a big commitment, and alot of effort and love, it all depends on if youre willing to accept that.
otherwise, id suggest just masturbating..

ILPK

This post has been edited by ilovepuppykisses on Sep 7 2004, 03:33 AM

Any medium or large dog that has had a litter or 2 should work. This is based on experience and I'm the same size as you. My favorite was a gold retreiver that had had 2 litters when I first slid it into her.

Is it just me or are there more people on this forum who care more about sex then their animals.... Sigh

I have notcied that myself,

just i have always tried to understand that, if i cant change a persons mind, i may as well give them something to think about.

i dont "hate" bestialists, because i cannot make a person love an animal anymore than i can make two people fall in love, its their choice and their life. what i CAN do however is make sure that they CARE for their animals wellbeing first and foremost, if you wont love your animal, at least take good care of him/her & their needs, or give them to someone who will.

ILPK

A few stupid questions: Is she spayed? In heat? Small? Not full grown? Have you: Used lube? Tried stretching her? Considered how she will feel if you abandon her for another dog?
Bernard

Thank you ILPK my thoughts exactly. ;)

-Mystic-

This might sound obvious but a St. Bernard. I was at the store the other day and a woman was waiting outside with her pet. Well he was a little horny and his meat was hanging out. I could not believe how big he was. It was at least as big as you say you are. A female St. Benard I am sure would have no trouble with you.

Silver and Ilovepuppykisses, my thoughts exactly... The dog you share a room with is a being that lives it's life and sex is just a plus...

Think about it this way, if your dick was too big for a girl, would you ditch her??? hopefully by then, you would have developed a relationship that you have some kind of attachment with... The dog has a personality and I know this from being around dogs ever since I was born...

I feel at ease ditching a human being than an animal... :rolleyes:

Don't ditch the dog because she's too small for you... Just find a way to make her bigger for you... their are more ways than to ditch the dog...

If you already got this "talk", i'm sorry... I didn't read the entire forum, so please excuse me if you did... and if you didn't, take it to heart and see your dog as a human being...

Love and peace and please take care of the other dog...

weird coz thats who my current lover is lol

she is slim,grey/brown colour when i first made love to her she was tight but hot but i really took my time as i really take care of her......shes just gets sooo hyper when she see's me lol


well anyway in answer to what dog...............a GS will accomadate a human male of your stature but to play it safe take your time with her a GS i know mated with a great dane.........weird combo when the male was just standing on all fours over the GS an just humping lol

Definitely seems to be more "i want an animal just to get off/use" type people lately, that's for sure.

I have a German Shepard and I have a large tool myself. I cant find any reason to get yourself another dog unless you have enough room for it and you can care for both the dogs equally. Normally when people buy dogs just for sex the tend to care more for the dog they have sex with, if they have other dogs tend to get neglected. Please dont do this mistake.

There are many ways to make yourself fit the dog. But that depends from dog to dog. Try little streching exercises...first with figers then with dildos, if the dog shows signs of pain stop. Another popular way is to let the dog have her first litter by then she would have streched but due to natural expansion and contraction at the time of giving birth. Wait till the next heat time, try your luck again. But again if the dog shows any pain or if it doesn't show intrest dont force her your dog is just ain't suitable for you yet be patient and one day you might have the pleasure of having fun with her.
My advice to you just dont get another dog for sex...What if she does't fit you as well (there are many cases where people find it hard to have few danes as partners) then will you go for another? When will this stop and what will happen to your previous dogs? Look at it at an optimistic and practical way better try and make this dog suit you rather than going for another dog.

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i like dog also so much

word i totally agreewith this