Animal Fantasy, This may be very strange even for here.

[AJ1]

Ultimate animal fantasy for me is to make love to a female Hyena. I'm sure you are thinking, how could anyone want to make it with a rechid, stinky, carion eating
evolutionary throwback like that.

Well thanks to the Lion King, Hyenas got a bad rap. Ok, when theyr'e on Discovery Channel eating the butt out of a screaming zebra, that dosen't help
either. However, I was for some reason attracted to them and did a little research. This brought up some interesting facts I found very attractive.

First Hyena's are Matriarchal. Meaning a dominant Female leads the pack. (Just
like real life huh?) To me this means a career woman. She knows what she wants and needs. Don't think for a minute this girl is going to go to the restroom and puke after you feed her a wonderfull gormet meal. She has fought for her position
and lets you know she's here to stay and lets you know she deserves your respect.
That turns me on, Hard!

Second, Hyena's do not have a breeding season. When a single male hyena
wanders up, the dominant female solicits him to mate with her. Again she knows what she wants. He services her and moves on. No strings no rings. "You go Girl!"
Actually sounds to me like this animals sexual libido is on a highly cognitave level.
You'll find in the higher thinking animals, that sex is performed out of seson for fun
or political reasons. I belive hyenas are extreemley sexually aware animals and I'll give another reason why fourthly.

Third. Hyena's look nasty on TV, but I'm positive the blood and gore stuff is for sweeps weeks. Actually when I saw them a zoo, they were very beautiful. Their coats were clean and neat and they obviously keep themselves well groomed.
(I didn't get to see any of them lick themsevles, Damn!)

Fourthly and the best part. The female hyena has a 8 inch long clitoris, actually a mock penis that is erectable. This erection is prominantly displayed when introducing or showing dominance to other Hyenas. Furthermore, Zoo keepers themselves say it is nearly impossible to tell a female hyena from a male hynena by looking at their genitals. Not until the female reaches maturity, becomes larger than the males and mates, are the zookeepers sure who the girls are.

In conclusion, if there is a mature girl hynea out there, preforably raised by humans, I would love to meet her. Even in the risk of her 4000 lbs per square inch jaws, I would love to cuddle up to her. Scritch her cute little ears, brush
her spotted coat with my tongue then begin fondling her breast. Once I got her
attention, I'd burry my face under her stubby little tail and do to her what her sisters did to that sweet little zebra on Discovery Channel. Finally I'd mount her and froth her into a sloppy lather while I gave her a reach-a-round on that 8 inch clit. The ultimate? Get her missionary style and suck on that faux cock of her's while screwing the daylights out of her. Maybe even stick a finger up her ass at the same time. That would rule.

Of course if she didn't like it, there would be a flash of light and I'd be decapitated.
Again the risks of getting involved with an intensely career woman.

Humor aside, I'm actually serious. Has anyone ever seen any zoo film with a Hyena?

[icy_werewolf]

that's kind of weird but we never know
it could be cool :lol:

[quietstallion]

I won't knock ya'. I've never even thought of that. lol

I would never stray from horsey haven though ^_^

[dogman46]

hi,
well it doesn't sound that strange to me ...but then i have a thing for female animals and want to try them all!...good luck and may your dream come true!

[ace_petlover]

Cant say I never thought of it before but this post has just renewed the interest to the species. I like all animals though I might prefer some to other I wouldn;t mind trying a hyena at all. Well good luck hope your fantasy comes true.

[dogger37]

Can't say as I'd thought about doing it with a hyena; while interesting animals, they have never struck me as attractive in any way. But it might be fun. If she doesn't bite your face off. I think hyenas can get a bit, uhm...testy at times.

I must admit that the 8 inch clitoris has really gotten me thinking though....

That said, not so strange a fantasy. I often wonder how many zoo employees have done a little "experimenting" with some of the animals in their care. The etiics of that issue aside, it is interesting to ponder what actually goes on.

If you think fantasizing about hyena sex is odd, don't. I too like female animals, and have at one time or another, fantasized about mating with all sorts of animals besides dogs and horses, which seem to be the most common partners for men, includeing-

female leopard
female cheetah
female mountain lion
female deer (I know of some tame deer, and yes, I have wondered if it might be possible....)
female antelope or gazelle
female zebra
female sheep (Guess this isn't too uncommon a partner, either; but I've never "done it" with one. At least, not yet...)
female dolphin (Big time fantasy-I think the parts would fit, and that it would be great. I think there are quite a few other guys who'd like to try this too)
female sea-lion (They're kind of sleek and sexy like dolphins, at least I htink so.)

I'll also admit that I've had fantasies of having sex with animals with which I am almost certain actual copulation would be impossible, or the animal wouldn't feel pleasure, or the act would injure the animal (which I would not want to do). But as a fantasy, assuming it works, and no harm is done-

female swan
female shark (lol, yeah I know, the parts wouldn't fit right, and this would be what you could really call "rough sex," but the idea did cross my mind)
female python or anaconda (I've seen the videos, but I have to agree with another poster that this should not be done...it must be harmful to the snake. But it's still a good fantasy)
female komodo dragon (ok, so I like to live dangerously, lol)

Someone else must have some of these same fantasies. Perhaps someone has even been lucky enough to actually experience one (such as an animal in the first group-I won't believe you if you tell me you got it on with a Great White shark, though, sorry.) Let's here it guys. PM me if you think it's too strange of "un-PC" to post to the group.

[sovietindonesia]

It doesn't sound strange at all, I know I'd like it. Especially that 8-inch long clitoris thing, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I hope one day you can find a hyena for youself!! :)

[Husky's Boi]

I actually thought the ones in TLK were kinda cute. It's not their fault the lions are land-grabbing brutes, and it's not entirely their fault that Scar was such a bad influence on them. Still, I find natural hyenas fairly unattractive, though certainly not without their strong points. Hehe. I must agree about the whole "career woman" thing though.

This post has been edited by Husky's Boi on Sep 14 2004, 06:32 PM

[Friendly Stray]

i love hyenas, they are extremely cute, neve ever thought they were ugly or anything similar to that ;)
Ive read somewhere that the female hyena female only chooses the most polite male, now that interesting so in other words the one who says please gets the treat :lol:

[Husky's Boi]

Hehe, guess they're more intelligent than we give them credit for. The females know they rule the roost, and they want to keep it that way for future generations. Hehehe.

[HornyTurtle]

Does anybody realise how STRONG these animals are? Hyenas are very effective hunters who can evev fight off lions (if they have a mayority) and can break zebrabones with ease!
Btw. with wolves the ladies are also boss! ;)

[johnt991]

Hyenas do get a bad rap as mangy scavangers. In actuality they do less scavanging than lions, but they hunt a great deal at night and this was not observed much until fairly recently. When a tourist bus comes upon a group of lions eating a zebra, and a group of hyenas sitting a little ways away, it's most likely that the hyenas were the ones that did the hunting.

John