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| admasst235 |
Posted: Oct 27 2009, 07:31 PM
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Supreme Being ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4235 Member No.: 297919 Joined: 15-June 06
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The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . .. being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day! |
| parex |
Posted: Oct 28 2009, 11:21 AM
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Supreme Being ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3622 Member No.: 602355 Joined: 27-November 07
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good one - thanks
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| Btrain79 |
Posted: Nov 2 2009, 03:12 AM
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Full time poster Group: Elite Members Posts: 1665 Member No.: 387445 Joined: 29-November 06
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Laughed my ass off :lol: Thanks admasst 10 :rock:
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| CDNBIKER11 |
Posted: Nov 10 2009, 09:47 AM
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Hardcore ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 574 Member No.: 400052 Joined: 22-December 06
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I've come across this one a few times and it never gets old ^_^
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| LongThinDane |
Posted: Nov 12 2009, 03:40 AM
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Full time poster ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1996 Member No.: 323762 Joined: 2-August 06
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Thanks for posting. That's he best version of that joke I've ever heard.
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