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Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 14 2007, 09:23 AM
The piccy is from last week. I hope that helps find out what breed that is. PLZ HELP!

Posted by: jchamb12 Jun 14 2007, 01:03 PM
It would be a little difficult to say what breed horse it is without a full picture of him. I will say he has a very large member, so he is possibly a draft breed of some sort.

Posted by: rus80 Jun 14 2007, 03:31 PM
from what I do not see

He's a gelding

Rus

Posted by: energydog Jun 14 2007, 03:33 PM
The breed of a horse, or dog for that matter cannot be divined merely from the shape or size of its penis. Regardless of how delicious that penis may be. tongue.gif

Posted by: offtopic Jun 14 2007, 05:20 PM
1. why did you just not take a picture of the whole horse.

2. i smell a faker dry.gif

Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 15 2007, 11:46 AM
QUOTE (energydog @ Jun 14 2007, 03:33 PM)
The breed of a horse, or dog for that matter cannot be divined merely from the shape or size of its penis. Regardless of how delicious that penis may be. tongue.gif

But what about the color & penis texture? I've handled horse cocks before & they were rough & this one isn't.

Posted by: Akita_fun Jun 15 2007, 12:21 PM
That picture looks very fake to me dry.gif

Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 15 2007, 12:24 PM
QUOTE (offtopic @ Jun 14 2007, 05:20 PM)
1. why did you just not take a picture of the whole horse.

2. i smell a faker  dry.gif

I would take more piccies, but my camera broke & I didn't think to ask about the breed before until I made this thread. sad.gif

Posted by: Stripes Jun 16 2007, 01:28 AM
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jun 15 2007, 05:24 AM)
QUOTE (offtopic @ Jun 14 2007, 05:20 PM)
1. why did you just not take a picture of the whole horse.

2. i smell a faker  dry.gif

I would take more piccies, but my camera broke & I didn't think to ask about the breed before until I made this thread. sad.gif

um yeah ... wow ... camera conveniently broke ... yeah right ...... if you knew anything about horses or buying horses you WOULD know what breed of horse you bought .. it would be on the paper work that is required to make all sales of livestock final ... and how can we not forget the brand inspector ..... it is either complete stupidity or a fake .... i am thinking both ... got to love posers dry.gif

Plus by looking at the picture it is a 180x180 size picture common for commercial websites for use as free images or thumbnails. Also there is no EXIF data on the picture it has all been stripped but lists that it was processed by a commercial image software used by lots of commercial porn web sites.

Posted by: Stripes Jun 16 2007, 01:39 AM
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jun 15 2007, 04:46 AM)
QUOTE (energydog @ Jun 14 2007, 03:33 PM)
The breed of a horse, or dog for that matter cannot be divined merely from the shape or size of its penis.  Regardless of how delicious that penis may be.  tongue.gif

But what about the color & penis texture? I've handled horse cocks before & they were rough & this one isn't.

um also ... every horse cock that i have ever handled (which has been in the hundreds.... ok more than that) has been smooth and velvety ....................... dry.gif

Posted by: k9.hottie Jun 16 2007, 02:06 AM
QUOTE (Stripes @ Jun 15 2007, 08:39 PM)
um also ... every horse cock that i have ever handled (which has been in the hundreds.... ok more than that) has been smooth and velvety ....................... dry.gif

What do you do for a living and can I apply? :-) I can't imagine being near that many different horses if it wasn't your profession. Enquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: k9.hottie Jun 16 2007, 02:11 AM
P.S. - I haven't seen the picture above that is in question in any greater detail than the small version, but to me, it looks photoshopped. The lack of a background (other than black), and the way the shadowing seems off point to that. I could be wrong, I'm not an expert. I repeat, I have NOT seen the full size version.

Posted by: shadowtalons Jun 16 2007, 02:28 AM
That all looks digital to me. All of it. Rendered in an image making software.

Posted by: Stripes Jun 16 2007, 03:22 AM
QUOTE (k9.hottie @ Jun 15 2007, 07:06 PM)
QUOTE (Stripes @ Jun 15 2007, 08:39 PM)
um also ... every horse cock that i have ever handled (which has been in the hundreds.... ok more than that) has been smooth and velvety ....................... dry.gif

What do you do for a living and can I apply? :-) I can't imagine being near that many different horses if it wasn't your profession. Enquiring minds want to know!

i used to work at a large scale commercial horse breeding facility (4 years there ... just quit a few months ago) ... so yeah handling horsey cock came with the territory happy.gif

Posted by: Stripes Jun 16 2007, 03:38 AM
QUOTE (k9.hottie @ Jun 15 2007, 07:11 PM)
P.S. - I haven't seen the picture above that is in question in any greater detail than the small version, but to me, it looks photoshopped. The lack of a background (other than black), and the way the shadowing seems off point to that. I could be wrong, I'm not an expert. I repeat, I have NOT seen the full size version.

Yes this was the point I was getting at

Posted by: Stripes Jun 16 2007, 03:40 AM
QUOTE (rus80 @ Jun 14 2007, 08:31 AM)
from what I do not see

He's a gelding

Rus

Is a stallion...

Posted by: rrarr Jun 16 2007, 04:44 AM
Hey Stripes not every state has brand inspections. tongue.gif
But yeah definitely doesn't look very realistic picture, nor is it very easy to tell what sort of breed he is from just that small portion of him...


Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 16 2007, 06:19 AM
QUOTE (Stripes @ Jun 16 2007, 01:28 AM)
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jun 15 2007, 05:24 AM)
QUOTE (offtopic @ Jun 14 2007, 05:20 PM)
1. why did you just not take a picture of the whole horse.

2. i smell a faker  dry.gif

I would take more piccies, but my camera broke & I didn't think to ask about the breed before until I made this thread. sad.gif

um yeah ... wow ... camera conveniently broke ... yeah right ...... if you knew anything about horses or buying horses you WOULD know what breed of horse you bought .. it would be on the paper work that is required to make all sales of livestock final ... and how can we not forget the brand inspector ..... it is either complete stupidity or a fake .... i am thinking both ... got to love posers dry.gif

Plus by looking at the picture it is a 180x180 size picture common for commercial websites for use as free images or thumbnails. Also there is no EXIF data on the picture it has all been stripped but lists that it was processed by a commercial image software used by lots of commercial porn web sites.

No, in the middle of then & now, the camera broke, becuz I dropped the camera when I was riding him.

Posted by: sullyjr Jun 16 2007, 07:18 AM
ok im not taking sides here on any of this but i have a few questions

1. where did you get the horse
2 can you call the person/place and ask what breed it is
3 is he registered


thanks sully

Posted by: Stripes Jun 16 2007, 07:21 AM
that info would be very helpful ... but i just don't see who in their right mind would buy a horse with out knowing the breed ... and then post a picture of his penis to try and get an idea of what breed it is ... i think it is just some wanna be looking for attention.

Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 16 2007, 07:30 AM
QUOTE (Stripes @ Jun 16 2007, 07:21 AM)
that info would be very helpful ... but i just don't see who in their right mind would buy a horse with out knowing the breed ... and then post a picture of his penis to try and get an idea of what breed it is ... i think it is just some wanna be looking for attention.

But what about the fur around it, and what about the texture on the tip of his penis?
Seller wasn't sure about the breed, he said it could be 1 of 4 breeds. And I'm very sorry about that being the only picture, I forgot to ask until yesterday, with my camera broken somewhere in the middle of yesterday & last week.

Posted by: sullyjr Jun 16 2007, 07:33 AM
yeah Stripes i agree no one should buy an animal without asking important questions like what breed is this, how old is he, is he registered, is he neg coggins ect., does (s)he know anything about this horse
and most people if your going to buy an animal you would probably want to make a contract with the person/place so you dont get royally screwed because there are not alot of honest people out there

add-on

can you ask the person what 4 breeds he might be and you cant always tell by the color of the coat or the courseness of the hair it would greatly help if there was a full body shot i know you cant get one but it would help if you could tell what 4 breeds he might be

thanks sully

Posted by: Stripes Jun 16 2007, 09:18 AM
um the thing is ... most breeds have distinctive characteristics that make them a separate breed ... if the seller or buyer knew anything about horses they would know generally what breed the horse is ... or they could very easily look up the characteristics in a horse breeds book ... there is no way to tell what breed a horse is simply based on his penis and coat texture as 98% of horses out there have the same exact or very very very similar coat textures ...

this doesn't change the fact that the photo was photo shopped with ACD systems digital imaging .... and that it is the size of a thumb nail ... it is worse quality than what i can get off my camera phone ....

Posted by: Barb Dyer Jun 16 2007, 12:12 PM
Rough horse cocks? They might be pretty crusted with smegma sometimes, but like stripes says, they are velvety soft. I've de-crusted many a cock and sheath, it is usually well appreciated.


Posted by: rus80 Jun 16 2007, 04:50 PM
So Stripes you are saying his balls are pulled up?

You got better eyes than me.

This has become a valad thred non the less

we are half way through page to
talking about something we know does not exist cept in siberspace..

Now some one find a will endowed Freisan stud hanging some what erected
and photo shop half of Southy to make a centor..

That would be a hunk and a half..

Rus

Posted by: Itzwolf Jun 16 2007, 04:55 PM
Well Da-Iry...got a perfect way of proving it's not the only picture...go out and get a disposable camera and take some pictures of him, get them developed and have some digitized and show them here...that could all be done by today or tomorrow...then show us what kind of horse it is, until that time I'm still going to believe it's not your horse.

Posted by: GPrix2K9 Jun 16 2007, 06:29 PM
Stripes and I have been looking at that picture. If you look close to the edge you can see one of his balls.

Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 17 2007, 01:40 AM
QUOTE (Itzwolf @ Jun 16 2007, 04:55 PM)
Well Da-Iry...got a perfect way of proving it's not the only picture...go out and get a disposable camera and take some pictures of him, get them developed and have some digitized and show them here...that could all be done by today or tomorrow...then show us what kind of horse it is, until that time I'm still going to believe it's not your horse.

These are some of my friend examining my horse.

Posted by: rrarr Jun 17 2007, 02:08 AM
Weell.. that is a picture of someone showing a palomino (a color) quarter horse (breed) in a Western Halter class.
Still seems sketchy. Anyone showing a horse like that would know what breed it is.. even the color.. seems if you just bought a 'palomino' that'd be enough information.

Posted by: Dignity Jun 17 2007, 02:21 AM
Not to be a totally rude B!tch but that is not your horse.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palomino_horse

There you go, featured on the Wikipedia page... please do not post materials that are not your and claim that they are.

Posted by: rrarr Jun 17 2007, 03:27 AM
QUOTE (Dignity @ Jun 16 2007, 07:21 PM)
Not to be a totally rude B!tch but that is not your horse.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palomino_horse

There you go, featured on the Wikipedia page... please do not post materials that are not your and claim that they are.

Oh my indeed... I was thinking he was a fake but ... what a loser. And a pic on wikipedia, too? how stupid can you be?

Posted by: k9.hottie Jun 17 2007, 03:58 AM
QUOTE (Dignity @ Jun 16 2007, 09:21 PM)
There you go, featured on the Wikipedia page... please do not post materials that are not your and claim that they are.

Wow. I'm impressed. I was pretty sure the picture was lifted from somewhere, but there was no way I could ever have found the actual source. If I could give a rating, it would be a 10 for such great detective work. Kudos.

Posted by: lustyone Jun 17 2007, 04:23 AM
OMG that is too funny, I can't believe anyone would take a picture from Wiki and try to post it as their own.
"My camera broke", Kinda like the dog ate my homework.
But from the looks of the horse in the origanal post one could safely it wasn't a black one, but from the multi colored shaft, it may be a paint.

Posted by: sullyjr Jun 17 2007, 07:57 AM
ok this is getting to be really sad! Da-Iry you posted a pic that is from a website yes it may be your horse because anyone can add comments to wiki but you didnt answer my questions in regards to 1 cant you ask the person you bought the horse from what breed it is
2 can you get a disposable cam and take pictures of the horse (more then one and a picture of his tool to show its the same member)
im still going to give you the benefit of the doubt but i would be careful with this topic

im sure if you did this it would make alot of people get off your case about it and it would probably prevent this topic from getting locked or you banned and i feel this topic should be locked because of the back and forth issues thats happening with your postings

Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 17 2007, 09:32 AM
QUOTE (sullyjr @ Jun 17 2007, 07:57 AM)
ok this is getting to be really sad! Da-Iry you posted a pic that is from a website yes it may be your horse because anyone can add comments to wiki but you didnt answer my questions in regards to 1 cant you ask the person you bought the horse from what breed it is
2 can you get a disposable cam and take pictures of the horse (more then one and a picture of his tool to show its the same member)
im still going to give you the benefit of the doubt but i would be careful with this topic

im sure if you did this it would make alot of people get off your case about it and it would probably prevent this topic from getting locked or you banned and i feel this topic should be locked because of the back and forth issues thats happening with your postings

That last one was a test, smile.gif but I DO have a horse with that color (almost). And about the rough tip, I mean't something like this:




When yer done looking at that, look at my other piccy

Posted by: rrarr Jun 17 2007, 03:36 PM
dude that is NOT the same horse as the first picture.
There's no need to test us, YOU'RE the one who doesn't know the breed of horse in the first place.
dots.gif ban.gif

Posted by: k9.hottie Jun 17 2007, 03:46 PM
Different horse AND "she" went from brunette to blond from the first to the second picture. (I'm completely ignoring the picture from wikipedia.)

What I don't understand is why people do these sorts of things. What do they hope to get from it?

Posted by: tazman99 Jun 17 2007, 03:57 PM
QUOTE (k9.hottie @ Jun 17 2007, 10:46 AM)
Different horse AND "she" went from brunette to blond from the first to the second picture. (I'm completely ignoring the picture from wikipedia.)

What I don't understand is why people do these sorts of things. What do they hope to get from it?

Way to much time on their hands hottie~ devil2.gif


Listen, Da-Iry, just leave it alone, we all know these are fake! You will most likely get yourself banned by the mods if you continue with this~ eusa_think.gif


Oh! and have a nice day~ zipped.gif

Posted by: GPrix2K9 Jun 17 2007, 06:22 PM
Cant wait until Stripes wakes up so I can show him this thread... Dman this guy is a loser...

Posted by: Dignity Jun 17 2007, 06:58 PM
I had remembered seeing the picture of this Palomino while trying to figure out cremello genetics biggrin.gif

Posted by: wyldfyre67 Jun 17 2007, 09:18 PM
okay Da-iry... find another way to get your 25 posts..

this isnt going to cut it... the first pic looks fake to me.... the second is not yours.... and the 3rd is a different horse AND woman... or wait let me guess... your woman dyed her hair between yesterday and last week.. prolly around the same time your camera broke??? ... I do not know what your trying to get at.. but if you continue on this course I will ban your ass personally...

If I find you are claiming another pic is personally yours .... you will be banned.. this will be the only thing I say one the subject... cuz you can guarantee all these good folks WILL turn your ass into me...

bubye have a nice day wub.gif

Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 17 2007, 09:20 PM
Big differ between dog ate my homework & broken camera. That last one was example of rough tip & I'm just trying to figure out the breed of MY horse

Posted by: wyldfyre67 Jun 17 2007, 09:36 PM
then ask the person you bought it from... if they dont know I would think your SOL.. you posting suppoded pics for him doesnt seem to work... PLUS how the heck do you think someone can tell what type of horse you have by you showing his penis...

Posted by: Stripes Jun 17 2007, 10:15 PM
QUOTE (wyldfyre67 @ Jun 17 2007, 02:18 PM)
okay Da-iry... find another way to get your 25 posts..

this isnt going to cut it... the first pic looks fake to me.... the second is not yours.... and the 3rd is a different horse AND woman... or wait let me guess... your woman dyed her hair between yesterday and last week.. prolly around the same time your camera broke??? ... I do not know what your trying to get at.. but if you continue on this course I will ban your ass personally...

If I find you are claiming another pic is personally yours .... you will be banned.. this will be the only thing I say one the subject... cuz you can guarantee all these good folks WILL turn your ass into me...

bubye have a nice day wub.gif

Right on !!! w00t.gif

Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 17 2007, 10:36 PM
QUOTE (wyldfyre67 @ Jun 17 2007, 09:36 PM)
then ask the person you bought it from... if they dont know I would think your SOL.. you posting suppoded pics for him doesnt seem to work... PLUS how the heck do you think someone can tell what type of horse you have by you showing his penis...

Look around penis, see for breed?

Posted by: Stripes Jun 17 2007, 10:50 PM
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jun 17 2007, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE (wyldfyre67 @ Jun 17 2007, 09:36 PM)
then ask the person you bought it from...  if they dont know I would think your SOL..  you posting suppoded pics for him doesnt seem to work...  PLUS how the heck do you think someone can tell what type of horse you have by you showing his penis... 

Look around penis, see for breed?

blink.gif you are trying to ask us to identify the breed from a patch of fur .... there is no way in hell that anyone can do that ...

any one that knows anything about horses ... or has common sense .. knows that you are a fake ... leave it be and let it die already .... dry.gif

wanna be's and posers sure make life interesting ....... dry.gif


Posted by: st benard Jun 18 2007, 03:24 AM
QUOTE (Stripes @ Jun 18 2007, 07:50 AM)
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jun 17 2007, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE (wyldfyre67 @ Jun 17 2007, 09:36 PM)
then ask the person you bought it from...  if they dont know I would think your SOL..  you posting suppoded pics for him doesnt seem to work...  PLUS how the heck do you think someone can tell what type of horse you have by you showing his penis... 

Look around penis, see for breed?

blink.gif you are trying to ask us to identify the breed from a patch of fur .... there is no way in hell that anyone can do that ...

any one that knows anything about horses ... or has common sense .. knows that you are a fake ... leave it be and let it die already .... dry.gif

wanna be's and posers sure make life interesting ....... dry.gif

A, The first photo has been seen on many site as a free-be. May have even been of fake sex photos! B, With cut and paste can one can do many things, but please do not call it yours unless you really own it, took the photo, or you are the female in the photo. C, Second photo differant horse and differant female judgeing by her hair and skin.eusa_think.gif

Posted by: AnalOnly Jun 18 2007, 03:53 AM
I agree with everything everyone has said on this. It sucks to have people try to claim stuff that is not their own. It is kinda lame and brings down the forums if we let it happen. So good work at your detective work and proving it was not her pic. smile.gif

Posted by: rus80 Jun 18 2007, 05:36 AM
We need to lock this thred as a duplicate
There is already a dead thred and it is fun..

If I get cought on my computer I will be deder than this thred should be.

Night All
Rus

Posted by: tazman99 Jun 18 2007, 05:38 AM
QUOTE (wyldfyre67 @ Jun 17 2007, 04:18 PM)
okay Da-iry... find another way to get your 25 posts..

this isnt going to cut it... the first pic looks fake to me.... the second is not yours.... and the 3rd is a different horse AND woman... or wait let me guess... your woman dyed her hair between yesterday and last week.. prolly around the same time your camera broke??? ... I do not know what your trying to get at.. but if you continue on this course I will ban your ass personally...

If I find you are claiming another pic is personally yours .... you will be banned.. this will be the only thing I say one the subject... cuz you can guarantee all these good folks WILL turn your ass into me...

bubye have a nice day wub.gif

You go wyld~ rock.gif rock.gif rock.gif


No wonder I secretly love you~ inlove.gif

Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 18 2007, 09:54 AM
Last one not me! I only show rough tip!

Posted by: wyldfyre67 Jun 18 2007, 11:12 AM
QUOTE (tazman99 @ Jun 17 2007, 09:38 PM)
QUOTE (wyldfyre67 @ Jun 17 2007, 04:18 PM)
okay Da-iry...  find another way to get your 25 posts.. 

this isnt going to cut it...  the first pic looks fake to me....  the second is not yours....  and the 3rd is a different horse AND woman...  or wait let me guess...  your woman dyed her hair between yesterday and last week..  prolly around the same time your camera broke???  ...  I do not know what your trying to get at..  but if you continue on this course I will ban your ass personally... 

If I find you are claiming another pic is personally yours ....  you will be banned..  this will be the only thing I say one the subject...  cuz you can guarantee all these good folks WILL turn your ass into me... 

bubye  have a nice day  wub.gif

You go wyld~ rock.gif rock.gif rock.gif


No wonder I secretly love you~ inlove.gif

hehehe silly tazman! you should come here and love me for real! I could sure use it!!! Been way to long for little ole me... I dont usually have dry spells... though this is out of choice.. not lack of offers ... wub.gif










and da-iry... as for you.. I would give it up... I do not believe anyone is going to believe you after catching you in a lie on the second pic... and not only that you have been so ambigious... I just dont think it will happen... move on to another subject... talk to the person you bought the horse from or have a vet or something look at it...

Posted by: Itzwolf Jun 18 2007, 06:46 PM
Always nice to see a liar caught with their foot in their mouth.

Posted by: Stripes Jun 18 2007, 07:47 PM
QUOTE (Itzwolf @ Jun 18 2007, 11:46 AM)
Always nice to see a liar caught with their foot in their mouth.

Right on! rock.gif

Posted by: rololover Jun 18 2007, 08:20 PM
QUOTE (wyldfyre67 @ Jun 18 2007, 11:12 AM)
wyld~ rock.gif rock.gif rock.gif


No wonder I secretly love you~ inlove.gif [/SIZE][/color][/font] [/QUOTE]
[b]hehehe silly tazman! you should come here and love me for real! I could sure use it!!! Been way to long for little ole me... I dont usually have dry spells... though this is out of choice.. not lack of offers ... wub.gif












Don't worry about the dry spell Wyld. These things tend to happen to us all at times. If you and Taz want to get together, I have plenty of lube and a camera. w00t.gif

As for the horse, I'm really surprised nobody can tell. He's clearly a cross breed - Quarter horse and Three quarter photo shop. wink.gif

Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 19 2007, 05:10 AM
QUOTE (rololover @ Jun 18 2007, 08:20 PM)
[QUOTE=wyldfyre67,Jun 18 2007, 11:12 AM] wyld~ rock.gif rock.gif rock.gif


No wonder I secretly love you~ inlove.gif [/SIZE][/color][/font] [/QUOTE]
[b]hehehe silly tazman! you should come here and love me for real! I could sure use it!!! Been way to long for little ole me... I dont usually have dry spells... though this is out of choice.. not lack of offers ... wub.gif










[/QUOTE]

Don't worry about the dry spell Wyld. These things tend to happen to us all at times. If you and Taz want to get together, I have plenty of lube and a camera. w00t.gif

As for the horse, I'm really surprised nobody can tell. He's clearly a cross breed - Quarter horse and Three quarter photo shop. wink.gif

The bit horse in 1st piccy not photoshopped.

Posted by: zennie Jun 19 2007, 05:38 AM
Hey, I can asure everyone that I have seen the very same photo, at least 3 years ago, It was listet under ,,Fake,, pictures. And you bought that horse? Hehehehehehe,, and your camera broke ? ,, what next ?

Posted by: Stripes Jun 19 2007, 05:53 AM
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jun 18 2007, 10:10 PM)
[QUOTE=rololover,Jun 18 2007, 08:20 PM] [QUOTE=wyldfyre67,Jun 18 2007, 11:12 AM] wyld~ rock.gif rock.gif rock.gif


No wonder I secretly love you~ inlove.gif [/SIZE][/color][/font] [/QUOTE]
[b]hehehe silly tazman! you should come here and love me for real! I could sure use it!!! Been way to long for little ole me... I dont usually have dry spells... though this is out of choice.. not lack of offers ... wub.gif










[/QUOTE]

Don't worry about the dry spell Wyld. These things tend to happen to us all at times. If you and Taz want to get together, I have plenty of lube and a camera. w00t.gif

As for the horse, I'm really surprised nobody can tell. He's clearly a cross breed - Quarter horse and Three quarter photo shop. wink.gif [/QUOTE]
The bit horse in 1st piccy not photoshopped.

BS .... dry.gif

Posted by: palcek Jun 19 2007, 02:04 PM
someone knows biggrin.gif

Posted by: mach Jun 19 2007, 05:04 PM
I can't wait for Da-Iry's 12th reply...if it will come rolleyes.gif

What combination of " i broke my camera", "it's my horse ," and "it's not photoshoped" will you use now? eusa_think.gif

Seriously now , lady( i saw your profile) , all these pics look very familiar to me , i use to lurk around all the zoo sites i could find before...so in case you are not one of the ladies in these pics , please drop it ...whit all the respect flowers.gif

Posted by: renn Jun 19 2007, 05:38 PM
Lol....This thread has given me a good laugh in an otherwise miserable day...what a loser.

Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 19 2007, 09:10 PM
QUOTE (zennie @ Jun 19 2007, 05:38 AM)
Hey, I can asure everyone that I have seen the very same photo, at least 3 years ago, It was listet under ,,Fake,, pictures. And you bought that horse? Hehehehehehe,, and your camera broke ? ,, what next ?

I really have camera broke. I really have horse like that, even there stolen 2nd & I show you rough tip in 3rd.

Posted by: Barb Dyer Jun 19 2007, 09:19 PM
I voted and gave you a 1 for effort.

Posted by: mach Jun 19 2007, 09:23 PM
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jun 19 2007, 09:10 PM)
QUOTE (zennie @ Jun 19 2007, 05:38 AM)
Hey, I can asure everyone that I have seen the very same photo, at least 3 years ago, It was listet  under ,,Fake,, pictures.  And you bought that horse? Hehehehehehe,, and your camera broke ? ,, what next ?

I really have camera broke. I really have horse like that, even there stolen 2nd & I show you rough tip in 3rd.

Look , the 12th reply...Hm , you made me loose a beer , i had a bet whit someone you won't post here again biggrin.gif













Kidding ...about the beer i meen rolleyes.gif


Posted by: Itzwolf Jun 19 2007, 11:29 PM
oh, they'll keep posting here...as long as they get a rise out of us, they'll keep it up...just another game of lets play with the zoophiles...he and his buddies are all probably laughing and joking with every response.

Posted by: Fanspaztic Jun 19 2007, 11:38 PM
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm shocked to come back after a few days and see both of two things.
1. this thread not being closed down or at least locked.
and 2. to still see this person as an active member (with more than one perfect vote)
From what I had gathered from the rules, there are quite a few of them being broken in this thread. And while reading through the FAQ section, I read of people complaining of high warnings for posting less than the desired amount of pictures. Pictures that are actually of themselves. Wussup with that?

Posted by: Itzwolf Jun 19 2007, 11:57 PM
Why don't you let the mods worry about that...and from what I can see he's got a perfect 0% as his rating...so everyone who has voted for him gave him a 0

Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 21 2007, 10:39 AM
QUOTE (Itzwolf @ Jun 19 2007, 11:57 PM)
Why don't you let the mods worry about that...and from what I can see he's got a perfect 0% as his rating...so everyone who has voted for him gave him a 0

I'm girl!

Posted by: Barb Dyer Jun 21 2007, 11:09 AM
I was just taking this opportunity to see what happens when you vote for someone with less than a 10. I'm still not sure, it looks like it adds to the vote total but not the percentage.

That's the most intereesting thing left in this thread for me, the rest is just murky farce. Now if you will excuse me I must go strike a match on a horse penis tip.


Posted by: mach Jun 21 2007, 02:53 PM
QUOTE (Barb Dyer @ Jun 21 2007, 11:09 AM)
Now if you will excuse me I must go strike a match on a horse penis tip.

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


That's a real good one ...but isn't it painful ? for the stud i meen... tongue.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: energydog Jun 21 2007, 06:20 PM
I don't think Di-ary got the point I was trying to make in the furst place. The physical characteristics that separate and determine one breed from another have NOTHING to do with penis structure, function, taste, performance, or tactile nature. Genital characteristics are not factors for determining specific breeds. The characteristic that DO determine breed types are general body size, shape, proportioning, stature, head shape, coat type, coat color, coat pattern etc. Basically all the characteristics that are NOT being shown in the photo you originally posted. If you don't have working camera, an exacting verbal/written description of the things I told you would be much more helpful. This not a swipe against you. Just telling you, that the kind of picture you provided simply is inadequate to even remotely answer the question you asked. Faked or real, photoshopped or not it doesn't make a difference.

Posted by: Stripes Jun 21 2007, 07:28 PM
QUOTE (energydog @ Jun 21 2007, 11:20 AM)
I don't think Di-ary got the point I was trying to make in the furst place. The physical characteristics that separate and determine one breed from another have NOTHING to do with penis structure, function, taste, performance, or tactile nature. Genital characteristics are not factors for determining specific breeds. The characteristic that DO determine breed types are general body size, shape, proportioning, stature, head shape, coat type, coat color, coat pattern etc. Basically all the characteristics that are NOT being shown in the photo you originally posted. If you don't have working camera, an exacting verbal/written description of the things I told you would be much more helpful. This not a swipe against you. Just telling you, that the kind of picture you provided simply is inadequate to even remotely answer the question you asked. Faked or real, photoshopped or not it doesn't make a difference.

that is the point i have been trying to make all along happy.gif

Posted by: Itzwolf Jun 21 2007, 07:38 PM
Do you really think it matters to him?

Posted by: k9master4u Jun 21 2007, 09:56 PM
How can any one think every one can be this stupid , as this is the lamest post ever. looks like they would have better stuff ro do than post stupid stuff censored.gif

Posted by: rockstarking Jun 22 2007, 05:39 AM
ya that doesnt look like u got that horse and took that pic.,,,


and who just goes and buys a horse w/o even having the slightest clue to what breed it is?

Posted by: Da-Iry Jun 22 2007, 10:07 AM
QUOTE (Barb Dyer @ Jun 21 2007, 11:09 AM)
I was just taking this opportunity to see what happens when you vote for someone with less than a 10. I'm still not sure, it looks like it adds to the vote total but not the percentage.

That's the most intereesting thing left in this thread for me, the rest is just murky farce. Now if you will excuse me I must go strike a match on a horse penis tip.

So there no roughrough tip? Just apeerince?

Posted by: Barb Dyer Jun 22 2007, 10:43 AM
There is no rough tip, there is no horse, there is no girl. You are a complete fraud.

Posted by: balva1234 Jun 22 2007, 07:44 PM
It might be a type of warmblood, maybe a dutch or sweedish, or even a holstiener or hanoverian. It is definitely a very large horse, possibly 18+ hands... A full body picture would definitely be helpful for identification purposes.

Posted by: Stripes Jun 22 2007, 09:38 PM
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jun 22 2007, 03:07 AM)
QUOTE (Barb Dyer @ Jun 21 2007, 11:09 AM)
I was just taking this opportunity to see what happens when you vote for someone with less than a 10.  I'm still not sure, it looks like it adds to the vote total but not the percentage.

That's the most intereesting thing left in this thread for me, the rest is just murky farce.  Now if you will excuse me I must go strike a match on a horse penis tip.

So there no roughrough tip? Just apeerince?

is it just me or does he/she sound rather retarded?

Posted by: energydog Jun 22 2007, 10:56 PM
I agree completely Stripes.

Posted by: Da-Iry Jul 7 2007, 11:13 AM
I only take zoophilia when I come from Asia. English not so gud.

Posted by: Farasi Jul 7 2007, 10:12 PM
Not Again

Posted by: Da-Iry Jul 9 2007, 12:03 PM
QUOTE (Farasi @ Jul 7 2007, 10:12 PM)
Not Again

Not again what?

Posted by: rrarr Jul 9 2007, 01:48 PM
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jul 9 2007, 05:03 AM)
QUOTE (Farasi @ Jul 7 2007, 10:12 PM)
Not Again

Not again what?

Just drop it, before you get banned.

Posted by: mach Jul 9 2007, 04:35 PM
QUOTE (rrarr @ Jul 9 2007, 01:48 PM)
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jul 9 2007, 05:03 AM)
QUOTE (Farasi @ Jul 7 2007, 10:12 PM)
Not Again

Not again what?

Just drop it, before you get banned.

Looks like the unique Da-Iry is back..m'dear i tell you somethin' ....whoever plays whit
fire , eventualy will get burned ...and i think Rrar is right about this wink.gif

Posted by: psycho22 Jul 9 2007, 07:57 PM
I'm not an expert, but he does seem a little bit to great/ good to be true indeed:s

(you know the saying;))

Posted by: Da-Iry Jul 9 2007, 09:13 PM
QUOTE (psycho22 @ Jul 9 2007, 07:57 PM)
I'm not an expert, but he does seem a little bit to great/ good to be true indeed:s

(you know the saying;))

I'm girl!

Posted by: psycho22 Jul 10 2007, 09:17 PM
the last replay is a confirmation about what whe were saying I think?

What is the line between being a facker> and saying your a girl??

Posted by: Da-Iry Jul 13 2007, 09:51 AM
QUOTE (psycho22 @ Jul 10 2007, 09:17 PM)
the last replay is a confirmation about what whe were saying I think?

What is the line between being a facker> and saying your a girl??

Says in profile!

Posted by: Farasi Jul 13 2007, 10:03 AM
that doesnt mean much ... especially after the horse crap from earlier

Posted by: Da-Iry Jul 17 2007, 07:20 AM
QUOTE (Farasi @ Jul 13 2007, 10:03 AM)
that doesnt mean much ... especially after the horse crap from earlier

What before?

Posted by: mach Jul 17 2007, 11:08 PM
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jul 17 2007, 07:20 AM)
QUOTE (Farasi @ Jul 13 2007, 10:03 AM)
that doesnt mean much ... especially after the horse crap from earlier

What before?

Good lord... ruck.gif

Posted by: Dusty96 Jul 17 2007, 11:52 PM
I'd say a Haflinger horse. The coat color seems very Haflinger-ish. And yes, that is one big cock tongue.gif

Posted by: zocelt Jul 18 2007, 12:11 AM
So tell us ..what is you don't see that makes you believe this is a gelding..?? have you ever been around a real horse..Z

Posted by: ashslaa Jul 18 2007, 12:42 AM
I have all ways dreamt of being taken by a stud but I doubt I could accommodate one or handle the pain of it. blush.gif

Posted by: Dusty96 Jul 18 2007, 12:54 AM
Then I s'pose it's time for you to try a mini happy.gif

Posted by: Da-Iry Jul 18 2007, 10:29 AM
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jul 17 2007, 07:20 AM)
QUOTE (Farasi @ Jul 13 2007, 10:03 AM)
that doesnt mean much ... especially after the horse crap from earlier

What before?

QUOTE
Good lord... ruck.gif

Mean to say, what about before?

Posted by: helbond Jul 18 2007, 12:20 PM
That picture looks good wink.gif

Posted by: palcek Jul 18 2007, 05:32 PM
Beautiful!!! ohmy.gif

Posted by: renn Jul 18 2007, 08:01 PM
QUOTE (Da-Iry @ Jul 13 2007, 09:51 AM)

Says in profile!

ohmy.gif it says it in your PROFILE! silly us! coz its impossible to lie in profiles.... ruck.gif

Posted by: Ivan333 Jul 18 2007, 08:17 PM
Cook picture.
wink.gif

Posted by: GreatDana Jul 18 2007, 08:44 PM
This is the funniest thread I've read in a while. If nothing else, thanks for the comedy.

Posted by: Itzwolf Jul 18 2007, 10:46 PM
QUOTE (zocelt @ Jul 18 2007, 12:11 AM)
So tell us ..what is you don't see that makes you believe this is a gelding..?? have you ever been around a real horse..Z

Zocelt...if that comment is meant for Rus...then perhaps you might want to go back and read a few of his older posts...then you could practice the foot from mouth removal technique laugh.gif

Posted by: Droopy456 Jul 18 2007, 10:47 PM
That all looks digital to me too. Software fake!? rolleyes.gif

Posted by: mach Jul 18 2007, 11:04 PM
QUOTE (GreatDana @ Jul 18 2007, 08:44 PM)
This is the funniest thread I've read in a while. If nothing else, thanks for the comedy.

Now that's 100% true Greta Dana ...Da-iry gives me a good laugh whit all her ..."interesting" ...posts biggrin.gif

But you know what funnier still? Peoples saying things like great pics , cool , etc... blink.gif

Oh well... huh.gif

Posted by: tisfunforme Jul 19 2007, 03:14 AM
QUOTE (mach @ Jul 18 2007, 11:04 PM)
QUOTE (GreatDana @ Jul 18 2007, 08:44 PM)
This is the funniest thread I've read in a while. If nothing else, thanks for the comedy.

Now that's 100% true Greta Dana ...Da-iry gives me a good laugh whit all her ..."interesting" ...posts biggrin.gif

But you know what funnier still? Peoples saying things like great pics , cool , etc... blink.gif

Oh well... huh.gif

It can be a good/cool post.. All you have to do...

Stand an extra foot away, poke yourself in one eye and a dash of banaca in the other.. and VIOLA!

Sorry, that's my car show reply to people really thrashing a once cool car... Funny and kinda mean.. tongue.gif


Posted by: ashslaa Jul 20 2007, 08:44 AM
QUOTE (Dusty96 @ Jul 18 2007, 12:54 AM)
Then I s'pose it's time for you to try a mini happy.gif

Wouldn't it hurt like hell though even with a pony? eusa_think.gif
Though the thought of being hammered into by a long
thick shaft just turns me on so much wub.gif w00t.gif

Posted by: Dusty96 Jul 20 2007, 05:27 PM
Not necessarily. Equines seem to know when it's your first time and they be extra careful happy.gif

Posted by: rus80 Jul 21 2007, 03:07 AM
Dusty
Did horses start to reason when I was not looking..
Stallions are great friends and loyal companions yes.

When there mind goes to there balls they are on auto pilot.

I have never seen a horse turn down comming.
And since horses run a race with a broken leg because they do not feel the leg just the will to run.
A stud mating should fallow his handler till he is told to mount. After that he will insert a rock hard penis and push on it with the power of his hind legs and back..
When you are on the ground and he is done he will be afraid for you but will not comprehend why you do not get up..

Ever guided a studs penis in a mare and tried to move it left or right. It dont move much..

Are you bacing your assumption on a movie you saw, That is ok but what you do not see is the trank in the horse.

This is a gamble and the deck is always stacked to the horse..

Horses are not dogs
I own 2 wonderfull studs. Over the years I have learned to make there handling look easy on the farm and on the road. We doo it buy looking ahead and handling the situation before the horse does.

You want to take chances that is your choice and some do, there choice.
Do not minimise the risk or encurage some one who can not speek horse into something they will be over faced in..

I still sleep with my dogs
I ride / work my studs

Rus

Posted by: Farasi Jul 23 2007, 12:59 AM
QUOTE (mach @ Jul 18 2007, 04:04 PM)
QUOTE (GreatDana @ Jul 18 2007, 08:44 PM)
This is the funniest thread I've read in a while. If nothing else, thanks for the comedy.

Now that's 100% true Greta Dana ...Da-iry gives me a good laugh whit all her ..."interesting" ...posts biggrin.gif

But you know what funnier still? Peoples saying things like great pics , cool , etc... blink.gif

Oh well... huh.gif

i was thinking the exact same thing ............

Posted by: rus80 Jul 29 2007, 04:10 AM
OK
Kick me but I have to do this

seeing no body figured the first photo out

Try to figure this horse out.

Rus

Posted by: bighorse6969 Jul 29 2007, 04:22 AM
QUOTE (rus80 @ Jul 29 2007, 04:10 AM)
OK
Kick me but I have to do this

seeing no body figured the first photo out

Try to figure this horse out.

Rus

Beautiful

Wild guess, looks big Percheron

Posted by: rus80 Jul 29 2007, 04:31 AM
Well not that big

This proves I have a worped sence of humor
Not bad resolution for evening eather..

Rus

Posted by: bighorse6969 Jul 29 2007, 06:08 AM
Tennessee walker??

Posted by: Playhorse Jul 29 2007, 06:21 AM
nice one RUS80!!! tongue.gif

Posted by: rus80 Jul 29 2007, 06:22 AM
Not bad eather very good guess but no
and there is a slight fault that shows up in that pic as well.
Look close


Rus

Posted by: bighorse6969 Jul 29 2007, 07:06 AM
I don't see a fault but last guess ~ Friesian

Posted by: Playhorse Jul 29 2007, 07:10 AM
my guess is paint .... gawd i cant believe i am actually stooping to this level tongue.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: k9.hottie Jul 29 2007, 01:20 PM
QUOTE (rus80 @ Jul 28 2007, 11:10 PM)
OK
Kick me but I have to do this

seeing no body figured the first photo out

Try to figure this horse out.

Rus

This isn't fair at all. I'm sorry, but the original picture in this thread had a girl photoshopped into it. If you want us to guess correctly, you will need to include that. :-)

I can't even try to make a guess, in reality.

Posted by: rus80 Jul 29 2007, 03:13 PM
Sorry
The lady was not available.
The horse is sound but there is something different about the picture..

Rus

Posted by: Cen-Taur Jul 29 2007, 10:24 PM
That is too much of a close-up to formulate anything but a wild guess. But...here's mine: it's a......stallion!

Here's a stallion with the biggest nuts I've ever seen or fondled....Guess the breed:-p

Posted by: bumblebee68 Jul 29 2007, 10:45 PM
the picture in the first post is fake! its a photomontage and even a very bad one.. besides that i think nobody could tell what kind of breed it is only by seeing the penis and some fur

Posted by: rus80 Jul 29 2007, 11:15 PM
It is the quest not necessarly the answer..

Cen
NICE boy
Hot day

There is always something good about hot days.

If he was a hunter he might not clear the top rail he he

Andalusian?

Posted by: Cen-Taur Jul 30 2007, 06:04 PM
Nope, not an andalusian. He's a more 'domestic' breed. in regards to the 'hot day' comment: his nuts hung like that regardless....they are too big to really tuck in that well. his sheath and whatnot were 'normal' sized for a large saddle breed, and it looks tiny by comparison. For some reason it always took me longer to go grab him out of his stall...had to check for lumps and whatnot, ya know? whistling2.gif
Then again there were 23 other stallions at that barn.....woo woo!

Posted by: psycho22 Jul 30 2007, 08:37 PM
I thought it wasn't possible to judge with kind of breed a animal was just judging his shaft and balls??

*silly me*

Posted by: rus80 Jul 31 2007, 04:27 AM
That is the fun of it.

Also that is as much of that horse you will ever see here as well.

Cen
He is at a disavantage dew to size. The mussles that hold them up get a real work out. Which is probably why he lets them hang..
I knew a 100 miler stud who rode with a cup.

Rus

Missip,,,...
I will think on this.

I saw a rescue from the sloughter truck who was an appy with blanket no papers hung like that as a 2>3 year old..
R

Posted by: Da-Iry Aug 2 2007, 11:48 AM
QUOTE (rus80 @ Jul 29 2007, 04:10 AM)
OK
Kick me but I have to do this

seeing no body figured the first photo out

Try to figure this horse out.

Rus

Really don't know, other horse breed.

Posted by: Cen-Taur Aug 6 2007, 06:11 AM
Alright, He's a Tennessee Walking Horse.

Great boy too....Always looked forward to getting the chance to spend a few minutes scratchin on him and giving him some kind attention. I feel bad for show horses, They seem to get the short end of the stick. All work and no play. Those walkers were in the stall unless they were being worked. I hated it for em so I did all I could to give them some little bit of kindness and love in a life otherwise consisting of either being worked or standing in a stall.

Posted by: Da-Iry Sep 4 2007, 07:39 AM
QUOTE (Cen-Taur @ Aug 6 2007, 06:11 AM)
Alright, He's a Tennessee Walking Horse.

Great boy too....Always looked forward to getting the chance to spend a few minutes scratchin on him and giving him some kind attention. I feel bad for show horses, They seem to get the short end of the stick. All work and no play. Those walkers were in the stall unless they were being worked. I hated it for em so I did all I could to give them some little bit of kindness and love in a life otherwise consisting of either being worked or standing in a stall.

This Tennesee Walking Horse too?

Posted by: rus80 Sep 4 2007, 11:16 AM
Walkers are for the most part kind good horses.
How they stay so king and suffer the abuse some take is beyound me
You are right about most show horses.
In the old days people loved there horses as horses.
Now its win at any cost with the least training.

Still NICE horse.

R

Posted by: crazychick371 Sep 17 2007, 02:19 AM
You seriously think we can identify this horse's breed by his penis?? This is obviously your first horse.

Posted by: rus80 Sep 18 2007, 02:33 AM
I do not think the photo I posted was my first horse. [he might not be mine at all]
My first horse was a stud over 30 years ago.
I have managed breeding stallions for most of that time.
If you think I would out my horse by using a bigger picture you do not know me well at all.

As a matter of fact in the real world you will never know me at all.

We twisted this thred a little to have fun with it.
and
big balls are fun to look at.

And The thred is not dead yet
Rus

Posted by: docbear Sep 18 2007, 05:41 AM
QUOTE (Cen-Taur @ Jul 29 2007, 10:24 PM)
That is too much of a close-up to formulate anything but a wild guess. But...here's mine: it's a......stallion!

Here's a stallion with the biggest nuts I've ever seen or fondled....Guess the breed:-p

he dose have some big ass nuts

Posted by: rus80 Sep 19 2007, 03:10 AM
Near ware I am a stable has a Walking horse stud who wins reagonally and givs lessons to children.
The breed is so tractable and easy going.

There horses with brains

R

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